So how did it all start?
Well I've been long overdue to visit this fine state, I've made many friends in the state and I did promise to visit the Mel-burn Ozhonda members for sometime, actually that I would in November which didn't happen.....
But Brisbane and Surfers was totally awesome.
Lets kick this mother off with some Reel Big Fish, EH?!
So, a few weeks before the events of this trip Nathan and I planned something..
Nathan was going to drive 900k's up to Sydney for kisses, cuddles and to hold hands (awww, totally Bromanctic)
Also to get his Tattoo
SO it was set, Nathan was going to come up and we'd arrive in Victoria on Friday..
Well that changed when I wanted to suprise Rhiannon a day early..so we left Wednesday night to Arrive Thursday morning
Nathan did the epic drive to Sydney again on Tuesday and enjoyed it, this time he had Linh with him (who is a top chick)
On the way Nathan stopped off to meet a Brisbanite who was on his way back from Victoria, original plan was to drive back with Dan but unfortunately there were license issues, licenses expiring to be precise...*shakes fist*
Anyway, they met up at an epic place, had submarines and everything, this place is 'doesn'tafraidofanything-ville'
Dan and Bec saw Nathan and Linh pull up, Dan said "I knew you were Lloyds friend from teh Pedo Bear sticker"
I don't resent that remark, LOL
The simple drive back was good, they arrive around 6 or 7 and it was good to catch up with everyone again :)
Once everyone got up here we chilled, drank some water (fuck it was fucking hot) and chatted.
Not too long after Adam and Jesse arrived with food, fucking legends!!
Not long after that it was time to put on our drinking faces.
I had a few shots of tequila and said "meh, its not doing anything after 4 shots, I won't bother"
Adam had his Johnny Walker and Jesse had his Corona's (which I inherited because he wins, lol)
I lost the sculling contest to Adam....yes, I can't believe it either.
Fast forward a few hours and Linh is asleep as is Bec.
What do 5 20-something year olds do at 2am?
PRANK CALLS!!!
Johnny Tran was calling fuckers up, he wanted a BJ 4dlulz.
Time passed (about 2 hours?) and we all started to call it a night, best prank was the last one, 20 minutes this chick was on teh phone, HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA FUCKING WIN!
So we all slept, Adam wasn't feeling so good, what do you eat before drinkin?:
Lots
Little bit
A salad
Adam chose the Salad, got tanked, had a good night and chucked.
Was winrar.
The line "suck my dick, I'm a shark" has never been so funneh!
Anyway, we all slept bar Linh and I.
hmmm, time to change track.....tooooo.
Wednesday, a very-fucking-busy-day.
I did eventually sleep, as did Linh, around 6-7am we finally went to sleep after talking and getting to know one another, after all the only time Linh and I had conversed was during darker times over the phone.
Woke up around 10 or so? with everyone going to Maccas for food, I fell back asleep for a little bit, lol.
We all got up, Dan wanted to go to Honbits for some mudflaps and while we were in the area (and Adam and Jesse were getting ready for kick boxing and shiz) I decided to show Nathan, Dan and Bec where the first ever Monthly I organised was.
Felt good to have something to show and we had Ice Cream, which Bec insisted on not having, so I had another one, which I got her to hold.....and eat, lol.
Not long after that Adam and Jesse were ready, we met at 7/11, little did I realise there is nowhere to have a slash, FUCK SAKE!
Anyway, we all headed to that place called....
KINGS CROSS!!
Just to remind you:
For Nathans Tattoo..
What kind of Tattoo?
A simple one really..
Not long after we got there Adam and Jesse had to depart to the art of kicking and boxes.
Dan and Bec had split from us due to the City being shoghey.
They grabbed fuel and I directed them to where we parked.
Not long after that we organised who was doing the tattoo, the price (150 big ones) AND grabbed some grub.
Nathan also saw his first Tranny?
60 year old man, wrinkley as fuck, bald head wearing womans clothes and a wig.
I knew to expect this but Nathan was kinda....mindfucked, which I mind fucked him the previous night thanks to a thread of my own creation, the Confessions thread.
So after we got the print out for his tattoo (net cafe's ftw) and grabbed some grub (visiting maccas twice, fuck yes) we headed to the tattoo place.
A few buzzing noises and it was done, vietnamese sex style, quick and painless.
The result was this (shitty photo alert)
Nathan felt good man, 150 bucks and his first tattoo done!
Now to get home, get ready for Victoria and go-go-GOOOOOOO!
But before we depart?
We must head back to my place so we can pack our cars, Dan and Bec were spoiled from her parents and they got a hotel room or the evening, which is so cash!
Claire had the shits because Dan and Bec slept in my room, pfffft, fuck off.
Not long after we were ready to go!!!
Cars packed [Check]
Bags packed....ok we had to go past mums [Check]
Music [Check]
Food? well we grabbed that on the way.
Not long after we were on the road to Victoria!
Nathan chucked 'Cheer up' on by Reel Big Fish and fuck it felt good man, that cd was on 80% of the trip, we changed CD's but changed back in no time, HAHAHAHAHHAA!
Time to change tracks:
We got on the road-road to Victoria at about 8-ish and we had some driving to do..
Felt so good to know that Rhiannon still had no Idea that midday Thursday she would also be seeing me rather then Friday morning at 8am, hehe.
Nathan, Linh and I had been driving along and had to stop for fuel and ze toilet after a while.
Each time Drunk Again came on Nathan and I belted it out at the top of our lungs, I'm not saying it sounded good but it felt fucking good man!
Not too long after we needed to stop for a bathroom visit again and I called Rhiannon (sneakily told her I was on a cruise with mates...she was also, lol)
See what I did there? lol
I also consumed a certain amount of energy drinks, Monster being one of them.
Nathan and Linh also consumed one each and we all had the same result..
We were sick, me vomiting and Nathan and Linh feeling sick in the stomach, I guess I'm just a bitch lol.
We continued driving until about 1:30ish, I noticed Nathan was doing the 2 finger steering = I'm fucking tired (I'd know, I did that a bit on the way to Brisbane)
So I told him to pull over and let me drive for half an hour while he slept..
Yeah, suspended and driving I know, but he needed sleep.
So Nathan slept for a while and I ended up driving for 2 1/2 hours, we stopped off at Albury to get fuel, stretch our legs and take a wizzard.
We stopped and did our thing...and Nathan and I switched...only moments later him getting pulled over...lol
What caused it?
A Transit van, it seeing Nathan forget to put his headlights on then fiddling with the GPS, it told us to go left as we were in the middle lane....olawd.
He got pulled over, cop was cool actually, didn't tell me to put my smoke out as most cops do AND it was quick and painless, thank fuck.
We continued to drive until about 5am where Nathan couldn't drive anymore nor was I in any state to.
Linh was up and read while we slumbered.
I woke up at 7am, was freezing and realised I didn't pack a Jumper (FML when packing after 3 hours of sleep)
I got up (nipple stags and all) and needed to piss, which was cold also, steam came from it lol.
Nathan slept till 8 and we continued to drive not long after.
What was for breakfast you might ponder?
To add to imagery, Nathan and I would also belt this song out....or atleast I would?
We stopped, stretched our tired legs and continued on, Nathan and I had breakfast and Linh wanted pancakes.
We kept going for a while and before I knew it, time to see that almighty Wizzard...and grab some PANCAKES!!!!
During this time of the wizzard visitation, I discovered the toilets were fucked.
Infact, horribly fucked, there was a Nissan Silvia meet in the toilet....it looked like a skidpan.
...anyway, we were not far out of being in Melbourne, such a good fucking feeling!
We arrive at Nathans place and clearly we're all wrecked, we chilled for a while, had a quick shower and got ready to ninja suprise the beautiful Rhiannon :)
Nathan called Rhiannon and just let her know he was on the way and where to meet him, lol, she didn't see it coming.
We get there and start walking across the road, Rhiannon kinda ruined the suprise, I was going to get her but instead she started walking and saw Nathan and I.
Shock was had, EPIC SHOCK.
She was happy but not happy I suprised her, what can I say, she doesn't like suprises and I knew it LOL
We casually walked and I after a bit of hugs and kisses I explained HOW we planned it, Rhiannon was extra suprised because Nathan doesn't keep secrets (heheheee)
After that we sat in a nice spot and I proceeded to call those who were in on it, lol
Rhiannon called her Mum first to let her know about the Suprise, hehe.
This was an awesome feeling, seeing her face light up was just....so-so very awesome, much like herself.
I was fairly nervous about it but it all came to ease when I saw her green eyes, her black shirt, her jeans and her hair.
She said she looked horrible but I know I looked far worse, HAHAHAHHAHAHAA
I'll stop here and start on part 2 now.
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